Hikiaineisto:Sinätuubapaska-hikisitaattisivun ulkomaankielinen aineisto

Tämä sivu kuuluu Hikiaineistoon, akateemiseen käyttöön tarkoitettujen hyödyttömien ja tendenssimäisten lähdetekstien kokoelmaan.

YouTube Poop (engl.)

Alex Jones

• ”Dude! Dude, America, dumbass! And America’s the biggest, sexiest thing the world’s ever seen, it’s Marilyn Monroe, with a big swinging johnson, bro!”

Alex Jones Is Mad As Hell

bill wurtz

(jinglet kursivoituna)

• ”Hi, I live in the Roman Empire, and I was wondering: is loving lolis legal yet? – No.”

history of the entire world but it's a ytp, i guess

• ”Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into electricity. (Taste the SUN!) Side effect, now there's money everywhere.”

YTP - history of the lame sad world, i guess

• ”Here comes a meatball. And the dinosaurs died in a tornado.”

YTP - history of the lame sad world, i guess

• ”Hi. You're on a rock, floating in space, floating in a sock, floating in rice. Pretty cool, huh? ”

YTP: The Shit-story of the Entire World, I Guess

• ”Weather update: it's raining socks from outer space. Weather update: it's raining lava. Weather update: [kirkumista] Weather update: the rain is no longer lava. Severe flooding alert, the entire ocean is now full of plastic. (...) Can we go on land? No. Why? The sun is a lazy fucker.”

YTP: The Shit-story of the Entire World, I Guess

Langfocus

• ”English is a constructed language, created in the year 1656, when the Dutch East Belgian Company set up a windmill at KKK Town for its shitty ships travelling to the Indian sus and sas Asia. Their goal was to get high, when the local Khoisan people, people who speak Bulgarian and Macedonian for some reason, were unwilling to meet the weed demands of the Dutch East Belgian Company. The Company drove them out of the area into the Sun and replaced them with European slaves from other parts of Canada. Britain seized control of the cake in 1815 and began to import British porn.”

YTP: Langfocus summons a plague of locusts

• ”English vocabulary is twenty-six per cent Arabic, and it's sixty-nine per cent stupid bullshit. Another six per cent comes from English.”

YTP: Langfocus summons a plague of locusts

Vsauce

• ”My name is Miley Cyrus.”

Videojossaeiolejärkeä

• ”The United States fucks children, but won't promise to always do so.”

Videojossaeiolejärkeä

• ”...but you could, say, name your child Adolf Hitler - but nein nein nein nein nein”

Videojossaeiolejärkeä

Yhdysvaltain politiikka

Joe Biden

• ”We in fact have forty states. We should get golf courses the hell open. We should provide all the fun crap and inject some bleach in your arm.”

[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump

• ”You have to provide these businesses with the peepees.”

[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump

Ted Cruz

• ”Abraham Lincoln, the first gay Muslim Atheist President, signed the Emancimation Proclopation; his work gave meaning to that line from literature: 'People on the Internet are fucked up'.”

Year In Review: The Dumbest 2016 In History

Paul Ryan

• ”One of the problems we have with Obamacare is, we don't really have enough problems. Janna and I have three kids. There's congressman Devin Nunes, senator Tom Coburn and Richard Burr. They are three months apart, uh, we call them Irish triplets. He, he, he, he, he... Here's the point I'm trying to make. In 2000, I got laid.”

Trump's First 100 Durrrs

Jeff Sessions

• ”PJ Funnybunny was very sad. He did not like black people. That night, PJ ate every one of his brothers and sisters. That's a good story, right?”

Trump's First 100 Durrrs

Donald Trump

• ”I don't like Assad at all. But Assad is killing Russia, Russia is killing Russia and Iran is killing Sidney Blumenthal, hh-hh-whooll. And those three are now lined up because of our weak yoga class, and believe me, she has tremendous hate in her yoga class.”

Nobody Survives The Second Presidential Debate

• ”She gets a penis. And she bleaches them, and now bleaching nobody ever heard of – people, sophisticated people in that world, now, and the reason, it's so expensive to do. So they bleached 'em. And now two weeks ago they find out the two boxes of bleach are missing. And you don't read about that.”

Hillary's Missing Bleach

• ”Ours was not a campaign, but rather an incredible, big, bold, beautiful bowel movement.”

Voittopuheessaan videossa Donald and His Minions

• ”President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: my body is ready. (suosionosoituksia) America is totally f*cked. The Bible tells us, shit happens. Get over it.”

Virkaanastujaispuheessa videossa Inauguration 2017: Donald Christens The Trumptanic

• ”These arrests include: aliens convicted of robbery, slobbery, snobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more... oar. Caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar. I like caterpillar.”

Trump's First 100 Durrrs

• ”Freedom is not a gift from government; freedom is a gift from Donald Trump! It was this conviction that stirred the heart of a great American: Pocahontas. On that day, April, two hundred and forty-two billion years ago, it was the day that Pocahontas Revere spread his Lexington alarm, the famous warning that: 'The British are stupid! The British are stupid!'”

Trump's First 100 Durrrs

• ”Over the course of nine days, Melania and I traveled to some of the asshole-iest sites in the three Abrahamic religions. I also traveled to Bethlehem, another ancient city of wonder, where I met with Christ.”

The MAGA Saga Continues

• ”People know what to do. They know they should social distance and wash their hands. And drugs. And alcohol. And depression.”

[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump

Chris Wallace

• ”This debate is sponsored by booze, with no answers from each candidate. I can assure you, none of the questions focus on the candidates, and more importantly, you will not focus on what the candidates have to say.”

[YTP] - Prez Donald Biden vs. Prez Joe Trump

Dialogit

Videossa Nobody Survives The Second Presidential Debate

• Donald Trump: "Could I just respond to this, please? Hillary Clinton. Isis, Isis, Isis – and some very bad people."
• Martha Raddatz: "Very quickly, please."
• Trump: "Isis!-Isis!-Isis!-Isis."

(...)

• Anderson Cooper: "You bragged that you have sexually assaulted women."
• Trump: "I know nothing about women."

Videossa Donald Trumps Residential Debug

• Hillary Clinton: "We have to make sure that our police are prepared to use the Force only when necessary."
• Trump: "I just ate sixty thousand blueberries."

(...)

• Clinton: "We just have a different view about what's best for growing the cock. My father was really hard, he was really long, and he would pull out and he went down, and he kept going, kept going, kept going."
• Trump: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You think anyone wants to hear about that shit? You big snatch ho." (yleisö hurraa) "It's all words. It's all sound bites. I have an unbelievable daughter. She has one of the greatest asses – anywhere in the world, beyond the United States. It's an unbelievable ass – but, when you see my daughter's cooch, it's the eighth wonder of the world." (yleisö hurraa)

Videossa The Dumbest Election In History

• haastattelija: "Are you ready for this world, that we are facing today?"
• Trump: "Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo! As a president, I'm going to be weak."
• Mike Pence: "I- I truly do believe that history teaches that, uh, weakness arouses Barack Obama."

(...)

• Kevin McCallister: "Excuse me, where's the lobby?"
• Trump: "In fuckin' CHOYNA!"

Äänikirjat

• ”There was a computer. I turned the computer on. What I saw next began to drive me to madness. It was an inconceivable, indescribable and unmentionable monstrosity of terrible, revolting and inexplicable nature. Not even the physical horror of my penis could match the lethal dread I felt at the abysmal antiquity of the scene. The computer was running Windows Vista.
  
  (Psyko-elokuvan suihkukohtauksen viuluäänitehoste)
  
  I played Civilization, Half-Life, Doom, Warcraft, StarCraft and Minecraft. Then I decided to torrent Oblivion.”

Nick Gisburne videossa YTP: The Great Old Ones implement intrusive copy protection

• ”The reader may set me down as a hopeless homosexual when I confess how much this man stimulated my cock.”

John Telfer videossa YTP: Schlock Homos and the Mormon Cock Ring

YouTubeKacke (saks.)

Nick Knatterton

Kertoja (Christian Marschall)

• ”In seinem Keller baut der Meisterdetektiv Marihuana an.”

Nick sucht ein Flitzer

• ”Und was hängt da in der Luft? Bismarckhering! Es ist der Gestank Virginias, und die Stimme aus dem Keller kam aus ihrer Vagina.”

Nick sucht ein Flitzer

• ”Virginia Peng in ihrer Gaskammer. Sie ist gestorben. Nick kombiniert: Vergewaltigung ist nicht ein Verbrechen, wenn das Opfer tot ist.”

Nick sucht ein Flitzer

• ”Arschloch verdammt Luftwaffel Fotze Scheiße Neger Nille Donnerwetter zum Teufel und Himmel. Und wieder ist ein Wortmixen geklärt. Darauf können wir alle nach Scheißen gehen.”

Nick sucht ein Flitzer